Friday

blackmail nails

My skin is getting really itchy and I have spots appearing all the time. I wish Mummy hadn't cut my nails as I could really scratch at them. I only let Mummy cut my nails because I said I would let her if she painted my fingers bright pink but she only painted two nails. I love pink and I love nail polish. Everyday I ask Mummy to touch up my toe nails with polish, sometimes she does sometimes she doesn't. Today she did. Mummy is actually quite smart as she now blackmails me through my pink nails. If I'm being stubborn and naughty, difficult and shouty, she threatens me with the nail polish remover. It works every time.